ignorancecanbebliss asked: Miguel (: !
hey there :]
(via superprincesspeach)
tagged/me
bahaha creeper mode initiated
Used Condom
- Mom: Did you have any visitors last night when we were sleeping?
- Me: No why?
- Mom: You're lying! Because I heard someone else in the house last night.
- Me: Maybe it was my TV
- Mom: You sure? You know you don't have to lie to me if you bring boys over and have sex.
- Me: Mom, oh my god no..
- Mom: -rushes into my room- Where's your trash can!?
- Me: Over there..
- Mom: Where is that condom you guys used last night??!?? It's not in the trash can!
- Me: Mom.. I had no one over what the fuck?
- Mom: Did you do it bare!?!!?
- Me: MOM NO!!!!!
my standards are unrealistically high for how unattractive i am
(via lukethoughts)
- Person Seeking Attention: Lol, ignore me and my ugly face lol~
- Me: Okay.
- *Goes along with life*
Without a doubt the best thing you’ll see on the Internet today: Lithuanian photographer Tadao Cern’s hilarious series entitled “Blow Job” that depicts people experiencing gale-force winds directly to the face. Strap yourself in and prepare to die laughing — the Facebook album’s up to 100 photos.
(From ThisIsColossal)
