ignorancecanbebliss asked: Miguel (: !

hey there :]

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#lol  

majormeows:

Kinky snape

you-and-me-are-the-world:

By Margaret Hardy

#art  #magic  

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tagged/me

bahaha creeper mode initiated

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Used Condom

  • Mom: Did you have any visitors last night when we were sleeping?
  • Me: No why?
  • Mom: You're lying! Because I heard someone else in the house last night.
  • Me: Maybe it was my TV
  • Mom: You sure? You know you don't have to lie to me if you bring boys over and have sex.
  • Me: Mom, oh my god no..
  • Mom: -rushes into my room- Where's your trash can!?
  • Me: Over there..
  • Mom: Where is that condom you guys used last night??!?? It's not in the trash can!
  • Me: Mom.. I had no one over what the fuck?
  • Mom: Did you do it bare!?!!?
  • Me: MOM NO!!!!!

my standards are unrealistically high for how unattractive i am

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#thoughts  

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  • Person Seeking Attention: Lol, ignore me and my ugly face lol~
  • Me: Okay.
  • *Goes along with life*

thedailyfeed:

Without a doubt the best thing you’ll see on the Internet today: Lithuanian photographer Tadao Cern’s hilarious series entitled “Blow Job” that depicts people experiencing gale-force winds directly to the face. Strap yourself in and prepare to die laughing — the Facebook album’s up to 100 photos. 

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#lol  #apples  #organic